FAQ

Q. What should I wear?
The terms of our million pound contract with OK Magazine demand that our guests dress well so please bear this in mind when choosing your outfit. Men should wear lounge suits, women should draw on their famous intuition (if this doesn’t work, think cocktail hour).

Q. Will any celebrities be attending?
You will not be able to move for celebs at our wedding. Abs from 5ive has already confirmed as has Tommy from Groundforce. Roy Walker is checking his diary and we are very hopeful that Little Mo from Eastenders will be there.

Q. What if I get drunk?
Drunkenness is acceptable at the reception but will be frowned upon in church.

Q. What sort of entertainment will you be laying on?
Having auditioned many entertainers including mime artists, ventriloquists and Jim Davidson, we have decided to book Hussy, a rock covers band.

Q. What time will it finish?
We have to be out of The Depot by 1am. For those still in celebratory mood, the best man is in advanced negotiations with various London night spots to host the after party.

Q. How much money should I bring?
There will be an open bar during the evening so all you’ll need is your bus fare home.